NatSprat

Boy. I just love waking up in the morning, checking the forecast and seeing this. This is today's forecast. Fun, huh! "Good Morning, Houston! Well, looks like you're going to have a horrible day! Make sure you have your wills in order and your weather radio on! Tell your loved ones how much you love them, do some repenting, and clean out your tornado closet or clean your bathtub! Actually, you might as well just keep that mattress in the bathroom today. And we sure hope you don't live in a trailer court, if you do...you should probably just go spend the day somewhere else. We don't recommend your local Wal-Mart. Those tin roofs will rip right off. So, Houston, keep your eye on the sky! We meteorologists are sure getting a kick out of this, this is what we live for and thrive on! But it's probably not much fun for y'all! Oh, and if you run into the Tin Man or the Wizard of Oz himself, be sure to give them a friendly hello and maybe grab an autograph or two! Ha ha ha. All joking aside....hold on tight!"